Chessboard One
Scribbled on 15 March, 2006 at about 6:52 a.m.
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Contrary to popular belief, drinking 8 cans of Red Bull over the course of three hours will not make you invisible.
On a somewhat related note, throwing your shoe and screaming "I'M A POTATO!" at the top of your lungs before running in the opposite direction will give pause to almost anyone, no matter what their pre-existing reasons may be for wanting to pick a fight.
It should at the very least startle them, and if they -do- still run you down they'll likely at least not hit you in the head anymore.
And to end on a note of delightful insanity, how is a chandelier like a domino? Because there's a 'b' in both and an 'n' in neither.
Whatever.
Goodnight.




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